"It's being more than redundant when a person points out the blundering faults of the half-assed hacked together monolithic garbage that is MySpace. But even with the unimaginably shitty code, bad design, a sometimes functioning music player and lots of spam, I still find myself trawling MySpace's shaky corridors for..."

"If I was being honest with myself and my dear readers, I would recommend only eggings for tonight. Fuck parties and dancing! It's Mischief Night! But, alas, I'm an old man and I cannot condone vandalism and mischief as they are morally wrong. Thankfully, there are a ton of great..."