Zvilnik

Christmas, schmistmas! Celebrate the festive season with your chums Zvilnik, where there's a distinct possibility of a couple of suitably unpleasant Christmas songs amongst the mad science and weird tales to offset the gauche cynical commercialism of the whole shebang!

But that's not all, you can also enjoy the marvellous Capital Riot, who want nothing more than to knock your stocking off and rattle your baubles.
Under the circumastances, formal dress is to be optional (but encouraged). We look forward to offering our horse-brutality.